Michigan Republicans tried, but failed to get rotund rabblerouser Michael Moore arrested on bribery charges this week. They demanded he be charged with bribery for giving away Ramen noodles and/or clean underwear to self-confessed slackers who promised to register and vote. Other county prosecutors joined Burdick in declining to waste their -- or the taxpayers' -- time on the matter.
Meanwhile, Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11 has broken another record: it's already the top-selling documentary ever released on home video. And it's still #1 at Amazon.